1. motherjones:

    The Canada Party still wants your vote for president:

    Mr. Obama, we’re Canadian, and even we think you’re too polite. So take a lesson from the most passive aggressive country on earth. Just agree to whatever they want, and then when it’s time to put up, drop the mic and Slim Shady right off the stage. Or as we call it up here, “pulling a Kyoto.”

    Yes. I have tears in my eyes… *clapping* — that was brilliant, Canada.

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    Canada is awesome.
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  7. anareaofmyown reblogged this from motherjones and added:
    You know you’re doing something wrong when Canada has to have an intervention with you.
  8. foulmouthedliberty reblogged this from motherjones and added:
    A polite and charming intervention. Canada, why are you so fucking cold?
  9. lateenough reblogged this from motherjones and added:
    Canada: America but better.
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  11. thewherefores reblogged this from motherjones and added:
    Least objectionable millionaire… or Canada? Hmm.
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  13. nuclearmedicine reblogged this from thisbattleisnotover and added:
    Best. Thing. I have ever. Seen.
  14. thisbattleisnotover reblogged this from motherjones and added:
    “So maybe Canada wasn’t born in America. You know what? Neither was America. Because that would be physically...
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  18. machiavelliandfriends reblogged this from cuntycuntycunty and added:
    Welp, they got my vote.
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  21. afterelton reblogged this from motherjones and added:
    I’m voting Canadian in November.
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