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The Canada Party still wants your vote for president:
Mr. Obama, we’re Canadian, and even we think you’re too polite. So take a lesson from the most passive aggressive country on earth. Just agree to whatever they want, and then when it’s time to put up, drop the mic and Slim Shady right off the stage. Or as we call it up here, “pulling a Kyoto.”
Yes. I have tears in my eyes… *clapping* — that was brilliant, Canada.