MY ROOMMATES & I ARE LIKE:
Love that Touchpausengage imagines this when he thinks of a visit to my place.
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When you deem it necessary to use up all your wine reserves because you “don’t want them to go bad over break”
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GPOY - What I Look Like Most Evenings Except She’s Hot and she’s Cameron Diaz
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dooeypig replied to your post: One might assume from the dog-eared pages on my…
I think that ought to qualify you for, at the very least, an honorary title. I’m thinking Adjunct Correspondent Specializing in Microeconomic Forces in Suburban Wine Sales. (I may have only a loose understanding of some of these words)
I may or may not be able to confirm the definition of these words and their application for wine usage, but I’m willing to conduct the necessary winery research. Strategic economic windfalls from such sales (which I hope can be found out through such research) will be of extreme importance in the coming year I believe.
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My Mom knows exactly how to make my day better.
Dialogue:
Whitney: Mom, stop, really that’s enough. (as Mom proceeds to pour more)
Mom: No, I’m just trying to finish this off. We have another to open.
Whitney: (staring blankly) Uh, um, okay.
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Grande Cabernet, Please
This news about alcohol coming to Starbucks is going to make my cafe retreats more interesting. Before it was a refuge where I couldn’t turn to the bottle, but now I’ll have no choice.
Starbucks, I hope you know what you’re doing because after a few glasses, I won’t.
