I’m paging through the latest Restoration Hardware catalog when I see a bathroom setup with his and her washbasins/stands. Nothing is out of order or looks lived in (naturally), but then I see two identical metal wire baskets below each sink. In hers, towels and in his… large, semi-roundish stones.

Is this a passive aggressive message from the missus? Instead of coal, throw stones. Instead of peace, make war. Instead of a soft Turkish towel, imply he’s only worth a few stones from the riverbed.

I like this sort of WASPy sense of humor from R.H. Good job, even if I don’t agree with all your decorating ideas. Keep on looking like a pompous museum from time to time - it’s good for sappy souls.