I think that ought to qualify you for, at the very least, an honorary title. I’m thinking Adjunct Correspondent Specializing in Microeconomic Forces in Suburban Wine Sales. (I may have only a loose understanding of some of these words)
I may or may not be able to confirm the definition of these words and their application for wine usage, but I’m willing to conduct the necessary winery research. Strategic economic windfalls from such sales (which I hope can be found out through such research) will be of extreme importance in the coming year I believe.